Monthly Archives: March 2010

Jeff Suppan to DL with injured pride

Posted by Steve

Thankfully, the Brewers are making decisions based on talent rather than salary. Jeff Suppan has been put on the disabled list with what the Brewers are calling neck stiffness–perhaps whiplash from turning to watch his gopher balls fly out of the park?

This is the best move for the Brewers, as it allows them to keep their 12 best pitchers on the opening day roster. Manny Parra, Dave Bush, and Chris Narveson have no minor league options remaining, so if any one of them did not make the team, the Brewers likely would have lost him to another team.

Suppan hasn’t pitched in the bullpen in years, and everyone knows he didn’t deserve to be in the rotation, so there’s really no place for him. Plus, the only way to keep him on the roster would have been to demote Carlos Villanueva, who is really the only candidate with a remaining minor league option. This move is probably even better than simply cutting Suppan. This way, they can hang onto him for depth purposes. And who knows–maybe he actually is injured. It sounds like he actually has been injured slightly, but it couldn’t have been anything terrible if he’s been pitching all spring.

The only remaining question in regards to pitching is whether Manny Parra or Chris Narveson will be the fifth starter. Chris Narveson has pitched better this spring, but I don’t like basing these types of decisions on spring training performances–particularly when he’s only pitched 12 innings. Narveson did have a nice 2oo9 season between AAA and Milwaukee, so I won’t really mind if he’s named the fifth starter. This decision gives us something to discuss now, but in reality, within a month at most it won’t even matter. Injuries and performance will dictate changes, and I’d just about guarantee that both Parra and Narveson will make multiple starts this season.

Anyway, this is what we’re looking at for an opening day staff. Nothing special, but it looks to be a fairly substantial improvement over last season’s disaster.

1. Gallardo

2. Wolf

3. Davis

4. Bush

5. Parra/Narveson

Parra/Narveson

Vargas

Stetter

Villanueva

Hawkins

Coffey

Hoffman

It must be baseball season…

Posted by Steve

… Because I just heard absolute nonsense spewed from the mouths of baseball announcers.

I just caught about an inning and a half of a White Sox Spring Training game.  It was only about 20 minutes’ worth, yet these are all the completely wrong things I heard the White Sox announcers say (paraphrasing):

Hawk Harrelson: Aubrey Huff is a great seventh, eighth and ninth inning hitter.

Aubrey Huff career OPS: .812

Aubrey Huff career OPS in 7th, 8th, 9th inning: .762

Steve Stone: Juan Pierre can flat-out hit.

Nobody needs to see the numbers to know how wrong that is, but what the hell: Juan Pierre has a career .720 OPS.

The more absurd one, Stone’s claim that Juan Pierre can “flat-out hit,” is actually more forgivable in my eyes. Stone cited Pierre’s batting average (.301 career) when he made this claim. While the stat he’s using to evaluate is archaic and ineffective, at least he’s justifying his claim.

Hawk, on the other hand… That one is just pure gold.  It’s the classic “say whatever the hell you want because people will just believe it” move.  Hawk probably remembers a home run or two that Aubrey Huff hit off the White Sox late in games the last few seasons, which led him to make an outrageous stretch and say Huff is a great 7th, 8th, and 9th inning hitter. Call me a dork if you want, but I immediately went to my computer praying the numbers would prove him wrong, because I just knew he was saying that just to say it. Sure enough.

If there’s one thing I took away from my internship last year, it’s that this type of thing happens EVERYWHERE. I got to hear every team’s broadcast. Hawk is one of the absolute worst, but baseball announcers everywhere make incorrect claims like this regularly. It even happens on the national stage–in fact, probably even more. Just listen to Tim McCarver sometime. It’s astonishing.

Hawk said a few other things that had me shaking my head.  First, I didn’t catch which player he was talking about, but he described someone as “definitely overachieving the last couple years.” I wonder how long until that guy can convince Hawk that he’s not actually overachieving and is just good?

Then, he was talking about the White Sox starting rotation. “This might be the most competitive staff we’ve seen here.  I’m not talking about the best stuff, but these guys are gonna compete.”

What? No. You cannot just say something completely unfounded like that without even explaining why you think they’re so “competitive.” What does that even mean? Are they going to try harder than other pitching staffs? Does this mean they will get good results? Tell me what you mean.

That sounds an awful lot like one of my most hated descriptions of a team: “They’re never gonna quit.” You mean professional athletes who are paid to play baseball at the highest level aren’t going to stop trying?  They aren’t going to throw down their gloves and storm off the field? Impressive!

They say the last week or so of Spring Training is a final tune up, and I have to agree. My incompetence radar is in tune and primed for a long season. Let’ get this party started.

Springtime Cornucopia

Posted by Steve

The snow is gone (for now), March Madness is underway, and I just had my first tennis outings of the year this week.  You know what that means:  baseball is just around the corner.  Let’s celebrate with yet another Cornucopia of Thoughts.

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We’ll start with the bad news.  Mat Gamel’s strained lat has not improved, most likely because it’s actually torn.  He’ll be out six weeks.

That’s a bummer, but it’s not all bad.  After the way he misused Gamel last year, I would not put it past Ken Macha to keep Gamel on the bench simply to back up Casy McGehee at third.  This injury at least assures the Brewers won’t be burning up his service time.  Gamel will start in AAA, which means at least he’ll get regular at bats when he does come back.

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I’m officially skeptical of Rick Peterson.  From that same JS article:

Stetter used to set his hands at the chin before delivering a pitch. Now, at Peterson’s suggestion, he is setting at the belt. Stetter also is throwing mostly from a lower arm angle, instead of varying it as in the past.

“My best pitch to a righty used to be an over-the-top fastball, in. Now, that’s kind of taken away from me. Now, I’m working on throwing in from that other arm slot. I’m tinkering with a couple of things, but it’s coming together good.”

That’s kind of taken away from me? Yikes.

It just seems like as an organization, the Brewers are reacting too drastically to what was simply a collection of bad pitchers.  The worst starters from last season will no longer be in the rotation, so the problem is already largely solved.  Instead, it’s like Peterson needs to be some savior who’s coming in and making changes to all these pitchers.  How many of these changes are necessary?  I am not pretending to know that, but like I said–there are definitely warning signs that point to an overreaction.

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The venerable Will Leitch of Deadspin is previewing/musing on each team before the season begins.  His Brewers preview just ended up being a beautiful rant against the rules of baseball, using the Prince Fielder home run celebration as a case study.  Once again, I’ve certainly commented on this enough, but I thoroughly enjoyed this so I figured I’d pass it along.  I’m happy to see many others seem to feel this way.

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Much is being made of the Brewers suddenly having too much pitching.  Let’s make one thing clear.  They definitely don’t have too much pitching.  What they have is too much mediocre pitching and guys without minor league options.  Yo Gallardo, Randy Wolf, and for some reason, Doug Davis are guaranteed spots.  I guess because Davis was a free agent signing he’s guaranteed a spot, even though nothing really separates him from Dave Bush or Manny Parra.  That leaves four guys for the final two spots: Parra, Bush, Chris Narveson, and Jeff Suppan.

Suppan should not start the year in the rotation.  Fine if you don’t want to cut him and eat the 12 mil (even though I’d be just fine with that), but please don’t compound the problem by keeping him in the rotation just because of his salary.  He’s not as good as the other three and doesn’t deserve a spot in the rotation.  If you don’t want to cut him, banish him to the long relief role.

Dave Bush should be in the rotation, and it really shouldn’t even be up for debate.  He has proven himself as a serviceable starter.  None of the others have.

That leaves Parra and Narveson for the final rotation spot.  I’d go with Parra.  Even though I hate his walk rate, he still has highest potential on the staff outside of Gallardo.  Either move Narveson to the bullpen, or, if you have to cut him, it’s probably not the end of the world.  I’d still prefer to cut Suppan over him, though.

The best part of this whole thing?  Macha actually referred to different possibilities as “combinations and permutations.” That’s almost as good as when he was flummoxed inside a zim-zam.

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Rickie Weeks has a .485 OBP and homered off Reds phenom Aroldis Chapman on Wednesday.  Discuss, marvel, gape.

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Despite the looming baseball season, at this time of year my attention is completely on college basketball.  I have entered Right Field Bleachers’ Bracket Challenge where I am competing against mega-celebs such as Jeff Cirillo, Trenni Kusnierek, and the agent of some Brewers minor-leaguers.  Alright, maybe they’re really D-List celebs.  But then, as founder, chief-poster and self-proclaimed President of B!B!K.T.U.T.H!, what am I?  A Z-list celeb?

Of course, I’m just messing around.  Jeff Cirillo, as Dan certainly attested to a few years ago when we ran into him at a bar, is “Seriously the coolest Brewer ever.  Seriously.  Sorry, I just had to get a handshake.  Coolest. Brewer. Ever.”  Plus, he once politely mocked me for injuring my wrist in an office kickball game at the same time that he was in a cast from taking a fastball off his hand, so that makes him even cooler.

Anywho, things are off to a riveting start after Day One.  I’m tied for fourth, Rillo is tied for 83rd (probably because he never made his picks), and Trenni never actually signed up.

Spring Training Fluff

Posted by Steve

At this time of year, we’re starving for news to overanalyze.  For example, Rickie Weeks has a 1.059 OPS.  Discuss his awesomeness at your respective water coolers, break rooms, study groups and playgrounds.

Because of this, we get a lot of fluff pieces.  In the past, both Jason Kendall and Bill Hall have gotten laser eye surgery in an off-season, leading to Spring Training stories about improved eyesight and to me creating a ‘The Wonders of Laser Eye Surgery’ tag.  In both instances, the surgery had no positive impact on the player’s offense.

This year we get a similar story on Corey Hart.  He’s going to wear prescription goggles.  First of all, awesome.  I had RecSpecs one year in Little League before I got contact lenses, and they were badass.  Secondly, I refuse to get sucked into thinking his offense will improve due to this.  They sort of had me hoping with Hall, and that was a disaster.

There’s a similar story on, of all people, Jeff Suppan.  Apparently, new pitching coach Rick Peterson suggested something new with his hands that he’s all excited about.

It all makes a lot of sense.  It’s simple.  If it adds that little extra on a pitch, that one pitch may get you out of an inning rather than throwing another ten pitches.  I’m excited.

No.  I won’t do it.  I will not allow myself to think that Rick Peterson is going to salvage Jeff Suppan.  I think I’ve mentioned this before, but my prediction is that I’m going to get really tired of all the Rick Peterson love this year.  Let’s take a look at the starting rotation:

Gallardo:  He never had a walk rate close to last year’s poor mark, so there’s reason to expect it to drop down.  So he’ll be better.

Parra: He fell far short of expectations last year, so there is again reason to expect at least a small rebound.

Bush:  He’s healthy again.  He pitched well until he was hit on the arm by that line drive last year.

Wolf: He’s better than Looper.

Davis: He’s better than Suppan.

Suppan: Even if he made no changes, it would be almost impossible to be as bad as he was last year.  He had a historically bad season.

So, the rotation will be better.  Here’s what people will notice. “Hey, there’s a new pitching coach this year!  Causation always means correlation!  Therefore, Rick Peterson must be the reason the pitching is better!”

Prepare to be annoyed.  Don’t say you weren’t warned.

Follow-up

Posted by Steve

Just wanted to pass along this clip of ESPN’s Mike and Mike’s take on the Fielder thing.  It should be noted that Golic seems to be under the impression Zito is the one who allowed the home run last year when it was actually Merkin Valdez, but the point is still the same.  Pretty entertaining.  Generally the same thing I was saying.

LOL Giants

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I’m guessing when people realize things like pitcher wins, RBIs and saves are meaningless will be around the time when “baseball etiquette” is discarded as petty.  In other words, I’m sure it will never happen.

How pathetic is it that the Giants were so offended by actual personality on a baseball field that they felt the need to retaliate in a Spring Training game for something that happened last year?  I’m not going to get into all that again, except to say that Prince Fielder didn’t stare down a pitcher or anything; he celebrated with his teammates–and it was awesome.

And of all people, the Giants decide to retaliate with the fireballer Barry Zito?  I bet that 84 mph four-seamer really did some damage to Fielder.

Anyway, I love Prince’s reaction (from the JS):

Fielder just stood there and looked at Zito before picking up the ball and tossing it back toward him. The plate umpire didn’t issue any warning or say anything to Fielder or Zito, at least it didn’t appear like he did.

Fielder then got to first base and loudly clapped his hands together in Zito’s direction.

As the inning ended, Zito walked off the mound and Fielder just laughed with first-base coach Ed Sedar.

“They gotta do what they gotta do,” Fielder said. “But it’s not going to take (the celebration) away. It’s chronicled.

“I hit the home run and they gotta hit me. That’s what they gotta do.”

I asked Prince if he thought the celebration was worth taking one in the back.

“Hell yeah,” Fielder said. “That’s something I did with me and my teammates. It has nothing to do with them.

“You’re damn right it was worth it.”

Zito on the other hand, didn’t cop to purposely throwing at Prince.

“We were just trying to go in there hard,” Zito said. “It’s not something that was thought about for months and months.”

Actually Barry, that’s exactly what it was.  Sounds embarrassing when you actually say it out loud, huh?

The next time Prince homers against the Giants, I hope he takes a seat on home plate before running around the bases.  Make some dirt angels or something.