“It’s like the super hot girl at the bar who is flirting with you but you don’t know if she actually is or if you even want her to for fear of what might happen.”

What is happening.

The Brewers keep winning.

The Cardinals just got swept by the Padres (first time since 1995).

Rickie Weeks is a MAN.

And suddenly, the Brewers are three games out of a playoff spot.

The point of this post is not to dissect their chances, which are all of a sudden worth dissecting. That will come. No, the purpose of this post is to point out how ABSURD this all is.

Two days ago–TWO DAYS–Baseball Prospectus had the Brewers’ playoff odds at 0.0%. In reality, it was probably something like 0.04% and they rounded down, but whatever. Two days ago. Today it is 1.8, and tomorrow it should jump up a good amount.

I don’t normally do this, but I’m going to interject a bit of my personal life into this post. I just started a demanding new job. I’m moving this weekend. In other words, I have a lot going on. I had come to peace with the fact that the Brewers were not making the playoffs this season, and I had even managed to look on the bright side: Not having to watch every inning of every game the rest of the year will actually be beneficial to my mental and physical well being.

So much for that. My last post was all about how I’m not getting sucked in, but that was when they were still over six games out. They’ve cut that in half in just a few days. I don’t particularly want to be invested in this, but at just three games out, I’m afraid I have no choice.

Special thanks to reader/commenter Shawn, the genius behind this incredibly accurate title/analogy for how I currently feel about the Brewers.

 

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4 responses to ““It’s like the super hot girl at the bar who is flirting with you but you don’t know if she actually is or if you even want her to for fear of what might happen.”

  1. Last week I was discussing how the birth of my first child would not interfere with a playoff run. Now the odds of Mike being drunk when I go into labor have increased exponentially.

  2. Sounds like it would make for an awesome story.

  3. LONG TIME COMMENTER FIRST TIME BLOG POST TITLE CREATOR THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON THE SITE.

    I read a lot of shit online, shit being the keyword here, and every so often I come across a discussion of how Americans can think soccer is boring but love baseball so much. First of all, not ALL Americans think soccer is boring, just those who don’t understand the game. Which is why most Europeans think baseball is boring. But one of my favorite things about baseball is the tension of the battles; the entire season is one tension-filled bag-o-fun. Each series, each game, each inning, each batter, each pitch; a great team has you on the edge of your seat and I’m glad to see the Brewers back in this category.

    With that said when do my royalty checks start rolling in? Gotta get me some ‘o dat adsense money. Straight cash, homey!

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