Posted by Steve
CUBS: Oh, Brewers Brewers Brewers Brewers Brewers [said very quickly], listen, if, if you are feeling uncomfortable about this at all, at all: do not feel like you have to take it.
CUBS: If you’re having second thoughts, if you didn’t want it, don’t worry about it because uh, ya know, I, I…I could take it, ya know. [said with a “for-instance-look” on his face]
BREWERS: You could take it? You want it?
CUBS: No, I don’t want it. I want it, if you don’t want it.
BREWERS: So you do want it.
CUBS: No I, I want it if you don’t want it!
BREWERS: You just said, you wanted it!
CUBS: No, I’m saying, if a situation arose in which you didn’t want it, I might take it.
BREWERS: [picks up the division title and hands it to CUBS] So take it.
CUBS: [refuses to take the title from BREWERS; CARDINALS looks worried] How can I take it?!
BREWERS: How can I take it?
CUBS: It’s your division!
BREWERS: How can I want it now, if you want it?
CARDINALS: Excuse me, uuhh, I don’t mean to cause any trouble here, but Cubs, if you take it, can I take your place?
CUBS: Yes, but I am not taking it.
BREWERS: I…am not taking it. [drops the title demonstratively]
CARDINALS: Well, one of you better damn well take it!
The Robbery transcript is from http://seinfeld.phoolish.org/